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Birthday Jokes | ||
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When we are forced to work after age 70 | |
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Chinese way of dealing with prostate Problems | |
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Dress Us - Interactive Video | |
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Perspective .. | ||
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Latest Lie Detector Device for Job Interviews | |
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Educational interview about "Eyde Ghorbaan" | |
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From Israel to Iran | |
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FishBowl trick - must see | |
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Namaaz Jom'e in Shiraz | ||
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Understimating kids | ||
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Iran 1st in .... | ||
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First Celebration of Persian New Year at European Parliament | |
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Rafsanjani on US relationship | |
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Farsi Jokes | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Smart ADs | ||
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Majlese xub | ||
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Drivers in China ... | |
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8547 |
Sepideh - Bahar (music video) | |
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8546 |
Try to move like this! | |
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Vozaraa | ||
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8544 |
Iran's female ninjas in training | |
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8543 |
Internet in one minute | ||
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8542 |
Farsi Jokes | ||
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8541 |
Daaryush | ||
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8540 |
Funny man with Obama | ||
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8539 |
Kodak - Relationshifft App ... | |
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8538 |
April Fool 2012 - How we Ruin the Jokes on Internet! | |
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8537 |
My kind of Toy! | |
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8536 |
Never give up | ||
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Live in present | ||
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The Three Terrors | |
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The art of serving Iranian tea | |
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Roger Waters Live in Iran, to bring peace! | |
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Subscription .. | |
If your relationship has more issues than a magazine...maybe you should cancel the subscription! :) |
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8530 |
Abolfazl in Farsi | ||
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8529 |
I love you America/ Marriott Holiday | |
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Yaa Abolfazl | ||
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Woody Allen - My Next Life | ||
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I want to be eight | |
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and col lapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well,Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong!!!!!!! |
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My Birthday ... | |
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, don't expect too much from a marriage! But the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding downstairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside and it is yo ur Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?" I responded "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked ... |
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Your Birthday Calculator | |
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Bike | |
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going? Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!" |
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